These are some awesomely cool quotes from some of my very favorite movies!

 BRAVEHEART:

William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.

Stephen: [Speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him.  [To William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?

Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?

Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God [Heavenward] Yes, Father. [To William and the others] The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.

William Wallace: The answer is yes. Fight for me, you get to kill the English.

Stephen: Excellent.

William Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.
Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace: Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Stephen: [To William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

Stephen: I'm the most wanted man on my island. But I'm not on my island.
[Laughs]
Hamish: You're island? You mean Ireland.
Stephen: Yeah. It's MINE.

Hamish: What in the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English?
Stephen: I wouldn't worry about them. Like I said, it's my island.
William Wallace: Your island?
Stephen: MY ISLAND. Yup.

Lord Of The Rings

Legolas: A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.

Eomer: What business does an elf, man, and a dwarf have in the Ridder-Mark? Speak quickly.
Gimli: Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
Eomer: [dismounts] I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: [draws his bow and aims at arrow at Eomer's throat] You would die before your stroke fell.

Aragorn: Farmers, ferriers, stable boys. These are no soldiers.
Gimli: Most have seen too many winters.
Legolas: Or too few.

Gimli: What's happening out there?
Legolas: Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?

[during the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli has killed an Uruk-Hai warrior]
Gimli: Legolas! Two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: Huh? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
[kills another one]
Legolas: [shoots two more arrows] Nineteen!

[after falling off from the horse]
Gimli: That was deliberate, it was deliberate.

[after Legolas has shot and killed a Warg heading toward Gimli]
Gimli: That one counts as mine!

Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.
Eowyn: I am no man.

Pippin: I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon after a hard day's work.
Merry: Only, you've never done a hard day's work.
[Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and Gimli ride up]
Merry: Welcome, my lords, to Isengard.
Gimli: A merry hunt you've led us on. And now we find you here feasting and... smoking.
Pippin: We are sitting on a field of victory enjoying a few well-earned comforts. The salted pork is particularly good.
Gimli: Salted pork?
[Merry blows a giant smoke ring]
Gandalf: [rolls eyes and sighs] Hobbits.
Merry: We're on orders from Treebeard, who has taken over Isengard

Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.
Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.

[after Legolas single-handedly takes out an Oliphant and its drivers]
Gimli: That still only counts as one.

13th Warrior

Lo, there do I see my father
  Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters
     and my brothers
  Lo, there do I see the line of my people back
     to the beginning
  Lo, they do call to me
     They bid me take place among them
       in the Halls of Valhalla
     Where the brave may live forever...

A man should never move a step from his weapon.

A man off his horse is half a man, and twice killable.

Animals die, friends die, and I shall die, but one thing never dies, and that is the reputation we leave behind at our death.                                                                                                                                                        ok this is a totally awesome song, its in the lord of the rings return of the king, pippin (billy boyd) is singing it to denethor whilst faramir is riding with his men to osquiliath to reclaim it for gondor